This week, Bright Eyes' homework was to make a 'Safety poster', following the theme of child safety that his class has been looking at all term. The brief was to put on it a message about child safety, and also to provide ideas for what a child could do if they felt unsafe.

So, with a drum roll, I present, Bright Eyes' child safety poster. It reads thusly:

Step 1. Keep away from mines because they could explode.

Step 2. If you stand on a mine it will explode.

Step 3. And if you keep away from them, you'll be safe.

Step 4. Call the fire brigade instead.

Just in case, right?